Greetings fuckers!!! I'm not dead! I have borrowed a mates laptop... Thanks Rhi Rhi!!! You may have noticed a cute little donate button over there
to your right...Yes THAT one! I didn't just put it there for my health... So be a darling, click it and donate 1 or 2 dollars to go towards my new laptop! Please *bats eyes* Coz I can't keep using this laptop forever! A) It's a loner and B) It's got keys missing! Which kind of makes me feel like I'm borrowing my mates dildo... It'll get the job done, but I still feel weird about using it!!! Hahaha... We've all been in that situation!
Talking about dildos... Check out these winners! So I looked up funny dildo pics and I ended up finding an x-ray film of one crazy bitch who got a little over zealous and just shoved the whole god damn thing up there... Like right fucking UP THERE!!! That lead onto other weird x-ray pics! Then I just got a bit buck wild and went cock mad.... Mmmwaaahahaha! *sings* Cock and balls cock and balls... Oooo so shiny! Hahaha!
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Why she look so sad? :(
Poor, Ma... I think she likes the vag!!! |
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| It's cute and disturbing... Like me! |
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| YES! It's Barack Obama! |
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| She's not cupping the balls!!! |
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| This so boring! |
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| It's happened to the best of us... AND to the worst of us! |
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| I'm always losing my god damn phone!!! |
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So she said "drink this shot or I'll stick it in your ass!"
2 and a half hours later and here I am!!! I need new friends! |
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It's nice but do you have anything a little... Bigger? Hahaha!
I showed this to Todd and he was like "WTF are you looking up? You're like yay we've got the internet back! Let's look up dick"... I laughed... Coz he doesn't know I just ordered one of these for him... in BLACK!!! Aaaahahaha!
Is it just me or does it look like a butternut pumpkin?
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| I don't get it!?! Why bother getting hard? |
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| Aaaahahaha! |
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| Nipple clamps- Fucking extreme much? Hoo-har hoo-har!! Woof woof!!! |
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Ahaha! FIST OF FURY!!! RAAARRR!
I want this next to my front door just incase any cunt decides to break in! Ahahaha! |
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^^^ How you might feel after reading my blog! ^^^
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So there you have it, my little shit faces!!!
Until next time... Get a big stiff one up ya!
Love your guts!
Love, Jen xoxox
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