So without further ado, I present: Jen's Spaghetti Blog- Totally lost in translation!!!
Original Blog Exert:
Back to the bastard mop! I took a break before completing my mopping adventures! Well I finished the front half of the house... I mopped the floors AND... Wait for it.... WAIT for it... The walls! Aaaahahahaha! The MADNESS has set in! Mwaaaahahaha! *awkward silence.....*
From English to Korean and then back to English:
Clean Up Guy! Before you complete the adventure of my white blood cells there was a brake of the rising! Then I completed the half in front of the house ... I wiped the floor ... Wait for it .... Wait for it ... Walls! Aaaahahahaha! Insanity has arrived! Mwaaaahahaha! .....* Weird silence *
The face of insanity! RUN!!! |
Original Blog Exert:
In light of the above I want to talk about: FUCK HEADS!!! Also known as morons, dick wads, mother fuckers, moles, cock stains, goat fuckers, cunts, gay holes, fuck-tards, sluts, pricks, dildo smackers, Tony's, dumb asses, ball gazers, cock knockers, pirate hookers, butt sluts, trollops, big crusty pus filled hairy dogs cock... Ok so we get what I'm talking about yeah?
From English to Portuguese and then back to English:
In the light of above mentioned I want to speak on: FODA HEADS!!! When the jetties were also known as idiotic, chimaços of dick, the rude persons of mother, they lift stains, idiots, rude persons of goat, snuff-boxes, cheerful holes, fode-tards, relaxed women, points, kisses of penis, Tony's, silent donkeys, think up gazers, bang one's head to relaxed women, beaters, pirate lifts, prostitutes, the great covered pus of crust filled hairy dogs, they stand up... Okey so we acquire on what I am speaking yes?
Glide... |
People talk shit... And the ones that talk the most are just trying to make some noise so you don't notice them trying to slip their hand up your skirt and fuck you!!!
From English to German to Spanish and then back to English again:
People talk shit... And those which mostly speak try just to do a noise, you do not note them trying, her hand your cock and leaky me in the ass! To let glide!!
*** Best bits: "And the ones that mostly speak try just to do a noise"... I just have a mental image of someone making grunty noises and trying to fart!?! The last bit is just pure class and although I had nothing to do with it, I'm still particularly proud... HER HAND... YOUR COCK AND LEAKY ME IN THE ASS! Oh God! LEAKY FUCKING ME IN THE GOD DAM FUCKING ASS!!! And the purpose of all this? Simple! "To let glide!" That makes sense, yeah!?! I think what all of this shows is that... You may think I'm fucking MAD, but just be thankful I'm not foreign too!
Silence! I'm trying to 'do a noise!' |
Shatner knows the importance of quality glide! |
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Until next time my little snuff boxes....
Love ya guts... Love, Jen xoxo
Lysh... Before you comment... Yes I DID think of Shara when I saw the Cherry ass lube!!!
ReplyDeleteIf she were anymore 'relaxed' she'd be clinically dead!
ReplyDeleteThis is the funniest shit i've ever read. How on earth did u think of doing this?? lmao. 'insanity has arrived, as has the relaxed woman'. Che cazzo!?
ReplyDeletekeep them coming Jen!
- Juju xxx
Thanks chicky! YOU were my inspiration! YES! YOU! I was looking at a pic of yours and you wrote something (possibly in Albanian?) and I was like I'm guna translate that and freak her out with a reply! Anyway I got side tracked, as I often do and rediscovered the translation site I found ages ago... So yeah, thank you darling!!!
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