99 Luftballons!?!

Ok let me start out by saying that if you run out of toilet paper. using baby wipes is not an acceptable alternative! I ended up with a soggy butt crack that left me with the strong desire to run around in my back yard, cheeks spread trying to air out my crack! 

From moist butt crack to... Me telling Todd about my blog... half an hour later after explaining I was saying blog and not BOG I think the idea was lost on him! Anyway so he's out cleaning up the car weve been borrowing off my uncle because he starts his new job tomorrow which comes with a car so he's taking my uncles car back this arvo. Big thanks to my Uncle Brett for being a life saver! Todd was saying he hopes he gets one of the new Holden Colorado's... I told him theyre guna give him a Datsun to cruise around in! Hahaha! Go the dato!!!

Anyway so Todds new job! After weeks and weeks of unemployment and working back as a chippy on bullshit money my man landed a wicked job as a residential contruction supervisor! honorary mention to Steve for hooking Todd up with the job!!! Steve is the only person who actually went to any effort to really help us out... What a little German legend!!!! To that I say the only words I know in German!" Nein scheie 99 luftballons!" Hahahaha completely irrelevant but totally from the heart!!!

So tonight I have to fill out all Todd's paperwork for work... Boring but hey I'll take that over sifting through seek or hocking my box for milk money any day of the week!!! 

Yesterday we went up to King Edward and saw my 2 friends Christopher and Alysha. Lysh had just squeezed a big gunta baby out her front bum the night before... Besides looking tired the girl looked a million bucks! Fucking great tits too! The milk is in!!! Hahaha! I'd just like to take this opportunity to mention that those two met because of me and are now married with a beautiful super squishy kissy cheek baby! But you, know... no big deal! All in a days work of being totally awesome!!!  Hahahah! If you divorce I will deny everything!
Anyway so we're up at the hospital and Isabelle was just smitten with baby Christian. She gave him cuddles and lots of kisses. Logan however ignored the baby until which time as we decided to leave and then logan attempted to nom on the baby! The look on my fattys face was "god damn thats the biggest jelly baby I've ever seen". Thankfully Logan did not eat the baby! It's funny seeing my 'baby' who Alysha describes as "like lifting a bag of cemment" next to this teeny tiny new born... and to think logan was 3 pounds lighter when he was born! How did i not lose him!?! Well there was this one time... But I always check my pockets BEFORE doing the washing now... :/ Haha!

Just to quash any thoughts about myself and procreation... Yes the baby was very cute but not enough to make me forget about the pain my fatty put me through during my last pregancy! I may have another baby... coz lets face it, I do a good job but I need to develop an alcohol addiction first... Kill some brain cells then maybe possibly let Todd knock me up! 

I'm getting my ass on my treadmill tonight... 
NOW!! This is a song I've sung many times and it's come to a point of either put up or shut up! And considering I find it impossible to shut the fuck up looks like im stuck with the option of put up! I'll let you know how I'm going in my next post! Words of inspiration or large bags of drugs to motivate me would be appreciated!

Just quickly it's my beautiful baby girls 4th birthday next Saturday! I have got her some awesome presents and will be posting pics of them in my blog after her birthday. God I love my little nugget! She is such an awesome little person and I could NOT be any prouder of her. She is a fantastic little human being! But its not just a celebration of her turning 4 but a celebration of me being able to sustain a little persons life for 4 years... Without many dramas illnesses or injuries! So yay for me!!!

Lastly if you happen to be walking behind someone down a hallway or a corridor just run right up behind really fast... It'll freak them out!!! Ask Todd!!! Hahaha!


Bahahaha! Love ya guts, Jen xoxo