I started this whole diet and exercise bullshit about the same time I stopped actively blogging so my theory is... I can only really concentrate on one thing at a time... Even if that one thing is thinking up an excuse NOT to get my chunky white ass on my treadmill. I've been on this health kick shit for about 6 weeks. I've lost 4 kilos...Which is bullshit considering the amount I DON'T eat, the drugs I'm on to help my skinny quest plus considering how chunkified I am, the weight should be falling off at this stage... So yeah, fucking frustrated! There's always guna be something chaffing my ass... This week, it's that! I think, also the main thing that's pissing me off is there's so many different, extreme, fucked up, miracle promising, bullshit diet/ exercise regimes and I'm just like... Surely it can't be that fucking hard! There's low carbs, no carbs, no fat, calorie counting, calorie cycling, counting points, weird hormone injections, juice diets, diets without juice, diet pills, diet patches, etc etc. But enough about me and my constant struggle to try and run away from my own ass!
Right! Now for some funny shit! No real theme to this post... Just some randomness and bit of haha! Enjoy, my faithful little butt sluts! (Don't worry if you're not into the butt sluttery... There's always time! Mwahaha!)
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| This is fucking hilarious because 'Jason' remains completely clueless as to WTF the joke is! 5 gold stars to 'Adam' for taking the piss in such a fantastic and unrelenting fashion! It's bumps on your dick! Hahaha! |
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| WHAT THE FUCK is a non gender child??? |
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| At first, I thought this was funny due to the EPIC camel toe of the chick in the full body Lycra suit thingy... Until, I noticed the chick behind them ramming her hand in her own ass! Personally, I prefer to keep my phone in my bag or my bra! |
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| Ummm... Even if I was pro anal and/ or seeing a blue dog with a pole coming out of it's ass, this is still really fucking weird! |
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| Just in case you can't read this note: "I AM RUNNING AWAY BECAUSE YOU THINK I FARTED WHEN I DIDN'T. PS YOU ARE MEAN. I laughed my ass off when I read this. Then I showed Todd, and he also shared the giggles... I went on t say, 'If i found this note from one of our kids, I'd laugh for like an hour and then go and look for them... Todd said I should look first, then laugh... I was like, "Pffft... You go out and look I'll stay home and laugh about the kid/s leaving home because of some hilarious mistaken fart incident! FART-GATE 2011! Bags the rights to the movie version! |
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| Hahahaha! But, seriously that would not be something you'd expect to see in your rear view mirror! |
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| Aaaahahahaha! I don't know what the fuck to say about this one! |
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| WHAT?!? and WHY!?! |
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| Seems legit!? |
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| Asians: World leaders in permanently and thoroughly fucking up young children! |
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| Nothing funny about this... It's just way too cute not to share! |
So that's it for now, Kiddies! I will definitely not wait another 6 weeks before posting another blog, PROMISE!!!
Until then...
Love ya guts!
Love, Jen xoxo
